1 00:00:19,272 --> 00:00:23,313 [train chugs] 2 00:00:25,147 --> 00:00:27,355 [flushing] 3 00:00:28,813 --> 00:00:30,355 Hey lovebirds. 4 00:00:32,025 --> 00:00:33,608 Where? 5 00:00:35,695 --> 00:00:37,445 Where are you coming from early morning? 6 00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:39,737 Did you go for exercise? 7 00:00:40,778 --> 00:00:41,945 No, mother. 8 00:00:42,403 --> 00:00:45,487 The blanket and mattress were stinking. 9 00:00:45,778 --> 00:00:47,820 I thought I will keep it for sun-drying. 10 00:00:48,445 --> 00:00:49,987 For sun-drying. 11 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:52,987 It's still not sunny. 12 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:56,195 It's still not sunny. 13 00:00:56,362 --> 00:00:57,778 So I brought it back. 14 00:00:57,862 --> 00:00:58,612 Yes. 15 00:00:58,695 --> 00:01:00,987 It's quite dewy on the terrace. 16 00:01:01,112 --> 00:01:04,403 I thought if I keep the mattress there, it will get spoiled. 17 00:01:05,570 --> 00:01:07,154 - Come on. Let's go. It's morning. - Yes. 18 00:01:07,237 --> 00:01:08,528 I don't have time. 19 00:01:13,695 --> 00:01:16,612 Will you eat potato veggie for lunch? 20 00:01:17,487 --> 00:01:18,987 Cook eggplant. 21 00:01:19,403 --> 00:01:21,695 Mother, we had prepared eggplant yesterday. 22 00:01:21,945 --> 00:01:24,070 So I thought potato veggie will be better. 23 00:01:24,153 --> 00:01:26,278 Yes. You are right. We had eggplant yesterday. Okay. 24 00:01:27,278 --> 00:01:29,320 Cook eggplant. 25 00:01:37,362 --> 00:01:38,945 Let's have eggplant-potato veggie. 26 00:01:39,305 --> 00:01:40,492 It tastes delicious. 27 00:01:40,945 --> 00:01:41,945 Is that okay? 28 00:01:42,612 --> 00:01:45,560 I will take a bath quickly. It's getting late. Come on. 29 00:01:49,987 --> 00:01:51,487 Cook eggplant. 30 00:01:54,987 --> 00:01:59,695 All of you can guess who that person is. 31 00:02:00,226 --> 00:02:01,737 No? 32 00:02:01,903 --> 00:02:06,153 The most beautiful. The smartest. 33 00:02:06,237 --> 00:02:09,903 The most talented. Who is she? 34 00:02:10,903 --> 00:02:14,778 Kitty Sinha. 35 00:02:14,862 --> 00:02:17,237 Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. 36 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:19,445 What's going on, Kitty? 37 00:02:20,695 --> 00:02:22,047 [laughter] 38 00:02:22,237 --> 00:02:27,362 When I saw you, I felt something. 39 00:02:28,987 --> 00:02:34,237 I ceased to see the world. 40 00:02:35,445 --> 00:02:38,278 It's you and only you. 41 00:02:38,778 --> 00:02:41,695 In my eyes, words and breaths. 42 00:02:42,112 --> 00:02:45,320 In my slumber, dreams and nights. 43 00:02:45,403 --> 00:02:48,445 It's you and only you. 44 00:02:49,153 --> 00:02:54,528 When I saw you, I felt something. 45 00:02:56,237 --> 00:02:57,653 That was amazing. 46 00:02:57,737 --> 00:03:00,278 What a choice of a song. 47 00:03:00,820 --> 00:03:08,487 Next performer of the annual function is Afroz Hamza. 48 00:03:08,708 --> 00:03:09,987 I am reciting it. 49 00:03:12,487 --> 00:03:14,653 I am Khadi Kurta. 50 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,820 You are Pashmina shawl. 51 00:03:16,903 --> 00:03:18,528 Superb, Hamza. 52 00:03:19,028 --> 00:03:20,862 I am a small Langar. 53 00:03:21,737 --> 00:03:23,153 You are a wedding feast. 54 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:24,070 Amazing. 55 00:03:24,153 --> 00:03:25,695 [whistling] 56 00:03:25,945 --> 00:03:27,528 I am a moonless night. 57 00:03:28,570 --> 00:03:30,445 You are glittery Diwali. 58 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:33,778 I am sour lemonade. 59 00:03:34,528 --> 00:03:35,997 You are royal sweetmeats. 60 00:03:36,153 --> 00:03:37,070 [laughter] 61 00:03:37,153 --> 00:03:38,737 I am a college joker. 62 00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:40,070 Superb. 63 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:41,237 [laughter] 64 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:42,942 You are the university star. 65 00:03:43,025 --> 00:03:44,945 Is he in love? 66 00:03:47,987 --> 00:03:53,653 You are my first and last true love. 67 00:03:53,987 --> 00:03:56,403 It's not for me. It's for somebody else. 68 00:03:57,362 --> 00:04:01,028 This poem is for someone special. 69 00:04:03,445 --> 00:04:04,448 Kitty. 70 00:04:04,903 --> 00:04:06,528 [whooping] 71 00:04:24,112 --> 00:04:25,778 Stop it. 72 00:04:31,232 --> 00:04:32,612 He is hell-bent after me. 73 00:04:32,695 --> 00:04:34,570 He disgraced me in front of everybody. 74 00:04:34,653 --> 00:04:36,306 What happened, Kitty? 75 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:38,904 Why are you crying? 76 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,445 What is your status? 77 00:04:41,616 --> 00:04:42,987 You are a scoundrel. 78 00:04:44,403 --> 00:04:45,820 You better leave. 79 00:04:45,903 --> 00:04:47,017 Or else you will be thrashed very badly. 80 00:04:47,100 --> 00:04:49,195 - Kitty, I... - Come on. Get lost. 81 00:04:50,987 --> 00:04:52,153 Just talk to me once. 82 00:04:52,237 --> 00:04:53,737 Get lost. 83 00:04:53,820 --> 00:04:55,737 Kitty. 84 00:04:55,820 --> 00:04:57,362 Talk to me. 85 00:05:03,987 --> 00:05:05,071 Kitty. 86 00:05:18,695 --> 00:05:19,945 Kitty. 87 00:05:52,278 --> 00:05:53,653 [train's whistle blows] 88 00:05:56,570 --> 00:05:57,737 Everybody stand straight. 89 00:05:57,820 --> 00:05:58,987 Back straight. 90 00:05:59,445 --> 00:06:00,612 Check your uniform. 91 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:05,028 Mr. Tripathi, tell me something about Sultan sir. 92 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:07,778 He is a senior officer. 93 00:06:07,987 --> 00:06:09,653 Yes. I can see that. 94 00:06:12,612 --> 00:06:13,987 Is he very strict? 95 00:06:14,903 --> 00:06:16,570 He looks docile. 96 00:06:17,070 --> 00:06:19,379 But he has sent many people to the hospital. 97 00:06:22,028 --> 00:06:23,195 He is here. 98 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:25,952 Come on. Everybody stand straight. 99 00:06:33,237 --> 00:06:33,987 Hey. 100 00:06:34,070 --> 00:06:35,570 What is he doing? 101 00:06:35,653 --> 00:06:36,403 It's not him. 102 00:06:36,487 --> 00:06:37,320 Sorry, sir. 103 00:06:37,403 --> 00:06:38,487 Sir, I thought... 104 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:42,695 [dog barks] 105 00:06:49,188 --> 00:06:50,264 - Sir. - Sir. 106 00:07:01,862 --> 00:07:02,903 Glory to the Lord. 107 00:07:04,028 --> 00:07:05,320 Is Sultan sir a doggy? 108 00:07:05,487 --> 00:07:06,487 [dog barks] 109 00:07:06,905 --> 00:07:08,145 Sir, dog. Sorry. 110 00:07:30,903 --> 00:07:31,945 No, sir. 111 00:07:32,862 --> 00:07:37,362 It's not fair to say this to it. 112 00:07:39,028 --> 00:07:42,900 It is a very...very... 113 00:07:42,983 --> 00:07:46,612 Speak in Hindi, uncle. My English is weak. 114 00:07:46,945 --> 00:07:48,237 I will manage. 115 00:07:49,487 --> 00:07:53,278 Hamza is a very good student. 116 00:07:53,820 --> 00:07:55,194 He is brilliant in studies. 117 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:58,112 You shouldn't rusticate him from college. 118 00:07:58,445 --> 00:08:01,612 He insulted a girl in front of the entire college. 119 00:08:02,528 --> 00:08:03,820 He indulged in thrashings. 120 00:08:03,903 --> 00:08:05,778 It might be a trivial matter for you. 121 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,487 But it's a grave matter for the college. 122 00:08:08,602 --> 00:08:09,608 Now leave. 123 00:08:09,737 --> 00:08:13,737 Sir, this is the age when boys fall in love and get beaten. 124 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,362 He has got injured too. Look. 125 00:08:16,653 --> 00:08:19,195 Look. There is physical damage. Look. 126 00:08:19,612 --> 00:08:20,987 Do you know who the girl is? 127 00:08:21,070 --> 00:08:22,246 No. 128 00:08:22,778 --> 00:08:23,945 Dear Kitty. 129 00:08:24,528 --> 00:08:25,695 Please come in. 130 00:08:26,195 --> 00:08:27,794 [dynamic music] 131 00:08:44,695 --> 00:08:48,737 As all of you know, today superstar Sajjan Kumar 132 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:52,195 is going to depart for Mumbai from our station. 133 00:08:52,487 --> 00:08:55,984 You must be aware that due to his controversial statements 134 00:08:56,067 --> 00:09:01,362 on Twitter, he has received death threats from a gang. 135 00:09:01,987 --> 00:09:06,237 We have to check each nook and corner of the station 136 00:09:06,487 --> 00:09:10,237 for any suspicious object or person. 137 00:09:10,653 --> 00:09:16,570 SI Sultan sir is here to help us in this task. 138 00:09:17,237 --> 00:09:21,403 Sultan sir will decide who will go along with him. 139 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:22,695 Okay? 140 00:09:22,945 --> 00:09:23,945 Attention. 141 00:09:26,237 --> 00:09:27,945 Sultan sir, please come. 142 00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:02,644 [dog whines] 143 00:10:16,820 --> 00:10:18,362 Sugam Mishra. 144 00:10:22,403 --> 00:10:27,945 Sultan sir's food, potty and safety. 145 00:10:28,305 --> 00:10:30,145 It's your responsibility. 146 00:10:30,237 --> 00:10:31,570 Yes. 147 00:10:31,653 --> 00:10:37,903 Don't leave Sultan sir unattended even for a minute. 148 00:10:40,153 --> 00:10:41,513 - Did you understand? - [dog barks] 149 00:10:42,791 --> 00:10:44,010 Yes, sir. 150 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,737 Listen to me carefully. 151 00:10:48,112 --> 00:10:50,695 No matter how fast a mule runs, 152 00:10:50,778 --> 00:10:52,820 it cannot participate in a horse race. 153 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:53,862 I am not a mule. 154 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,653 Yes. You are a donkey. 155 00:10:56,487 --> 00:10:57,820 Scoundrel. 156 00:10:58,695 --> 00:10:59,820 Have you seen Kitty? 157 00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:06,403 She is an exquisite combination of Katrina and Kareena. 158 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:08,737 Have you seen your face? 159 00:11:09,112 --> 00:11:11,330 Pockmarks on both sides and a big mole in the center. 160 00:11:12,445 --> 00:11:14,653 Don't speak nonsense when you don't know anything. 161 00:11:14,737 --> 00:11:16,237 - What is it that I don't know? - You don't know anything. 162 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:17,695 - So tell me. - I don't want to tell you. 163 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,112 - You will have to tell me. - She came to me. 164 00:11:21,903 --> 00:11:22,945 She gave me her phone number. 165 00:11:23,028 --> 00:11:24,150 She did chatting and she flirted with me. 166 00:11:24,233 --> 00:11:25,237 Scoundrel. 167 00:11:28,153 --> 00:11:29,903 Look at this. Come here. 168 00:11:30,862 --> 00:11:31,945 Here is her chat. 169 00:11:32,278 --> 00:11:34,903 Will she send heart emoji to a stranger? 170 00:11:35,816 --> 00:11:36,403 Huh? 171 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,820 Will she ask me whether I had dinner? 172 00:11:38,903 --> 00:11:40,820 Will she write baby and sweetie? 173 00:11:41,278 --> 00:11:42,653 She liked me. 174 00:11:45,695 --> 00:11:46,733 So... 175 00:11:47,987 --> 00:11:51,487 how did all this happen? 176 00:11:51,570 --> 00:11:53,362 She was using me. 177 00:11:54,195 --> 00:11:56,070 I have understood that now, uncle. 178 00:11:56,695 --> 00:11:58,487 She knew I am a computer genius. 179 00:11:59,862 --> 00:12:02,903 She trapped me to book tickets for her entire family. 180 00:12:04,445 --> 00:12:05,903 I am an idiot. 181 00:12:07,653 --> 00:12:09,070 I hacked the Indian Railway website 182 00:12:09,153 --> 00:12:11,862 and booked tickets for the entire family in a day. 183 00:12:12,445 --> 00:12:14,612 Now that her work is done, she got rid of me. 184 00:12:15,862 --> 00:12:17,153 She forgets me so convinently. 185 00:12:22,403 --> 00:12:23,433 Son. 186 00:12:24,237 --> 00:12:25,279 Son. 187 00:12:35,278 --> 00:12:36,362 [sobs] 188 00:12:38,070 --> 00:12:39,070 Tatkal. 189 00:12:40,862 --> 00:12:41,864 Ticket. 190 00:12:43,778 --> 00:12:44,778 Hacking. 191 00:12:46,571 --> 00:12:47,695 It means... 192 00:12:47,945 --> 00:12:49,903 I don't want to talk about that. Leave it. 193 00:12:49,987 --> 00:12:55,403 Hamza, for the first time in life you have spoken rationally. 194 00:12:55,778 --> 00:12:58,862 How can I leave it? 195 00:13:01,195 --> 00:13:02,820 Mr. Hacker. 196 00:13:04,278 --> 00:13:05,445 [dog barks] 197 00:13:07,278 --> 00:13:08,987 Sir, slow down. 198 00:13:10,278 --> 00:13:11,612 What is this? 199 00:13:18,278 --> 00:13:19,903 Sir, this way. This way. 200 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:24,612 Please come. 201 00:13:24,695 --> 00:13:25,653 Sir, here. 202 00:13:25,737 --> 00:13:27,320 Where are you going? Smell it. 203 00:13:27,403 --> 00:13:28,403 Smell it. 204 00:13:31,737 --> 00:13:33,028 Smell it. 205 00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:40,878 Shall I ask you something, Mr. Tripathi? 206 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,653 Is everybody's life valued differently? 207 00:13:44,403 --> 00:13:45,403 What do you mean? 208 00:13:45,987 --> 00:13:49,403 I mean, the entire department is checking each corner of the platform 209 00:13:49,487 --> 00:13:51,320 for Sajjan Kumar's safety. 210 00:13:51,695 --> 00:13:55,237 But we don't do this everyday for common people's safety. 211 00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:57,028 Is a common man's life not valuable? 212 00:13:59,528 --> 00:14:01,237 You blabber a lot. 213 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:01,862 What? 214 00:14:01,945 --> 00:14:03,695 Keep your revolutionary ideas to yourself. 215 00:14:04,570 --> 00:14:06,987 And do the work that has been assigned to you. 216 00:14:07,195 --> 00:14:08,612 Change the system later. 217 00:14:08,695 --> 00:14:09,487 - Come on. - Why... 218 00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:11,112 Why are you getting angry? 219 00:14:15,528 --> 00:14:20,070 If what you are saying is true and if the software really works, 220 00:14:20,153 --> 00:14:25,945 we will make so much money that will put even Arabia to shame. 221 00:14:26,112 --> 00:14:27,987 The destination isn't far. 222 00:14:28,237 --> 00:14:30,028 How far is the petrol pump? 223 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:33,028 I can smell petrol. Drag it. Drag it. 224 00:14:37,153 --> 00:14:38,570 Uncle. 225 00:14:42,028 --> 00:14:43,653 Uncle. 226 00:14:54,234 --> 00:14:55,195 Refuel the tank for Rs.50. 227 00:14:55,278 --> 00:14:56,820 You won't get it for less than Rs.100. 228 00:14:57,445 --> 00:14:59,320 You won't get it for less than Rs.100. 229 00:15:00,737 --> 00:15:01,798 Do you have Rs.50? 230 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,987 Uncle. 231 00:15:08,237 --> 00:15:09,612 I have only Rs.50 left. 232 00:15:09,862 --> 00:15:11,195 Uncle. 233 00:15:17,695 --> 00:15:18,695 Here. 234 00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:20,070 Refuel it. 235 00:15:24,737 --> 00:15:29,153 Our partnership begins from today. 236 00:15:29,487 --> 00:15:30,737 50-50. 237 00:15:31,362 --> 00:15:33,445 Get it refueled. I will just come. 238 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,028 Stop. It's still remaining. 239 00:15:48,695 --> 00:15:49,820 Put it. 240 00:15:59,528 --> 00:16:02,778 See the face in the mirror. 241 00:16:07,237 --> 00:16:08,820 Uncle. 242 00:16:14,153 --> 00:16:15,862 Why did you change your getup? 243 00:16:16,403 --> 00:16:18,653 I have to go to the market to meet agents. 244 00:16:19,403 --> 00:16:20,945 I owe money to quite a few people. 245 00:16:21,487 --> 00:16:23,278 If they recognize me, they won't spare me. 246 00:16:23,487 --> 00:16:26,487 If your legs are fine, why did you make me push the bike? 247 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,404 I had got into the skin of the character. 248 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:31,195 It's difficult for me to get out of it. 249 00:16:31,695 --> 00:16:33,612 Next time play the role of a dead body. 250 00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:35,095 And don't get out of the character. 251 00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:38,778 See uncle's love. 252 00:16:38,862 --> 00:16:41,070 Uncle had made the list of what 253 00:16:41,153 --> 00:16:43,862 he was going to ask from the lamp's genie. 254 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:48,070 What was left to see was whether the genie would come out. 255 00:16:48,487 --> 00:16:51,987 What else? The task of rubbing the lamp started. 256 00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:55,237 I have to book a railway ticket for Mumbai. 257 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,153 Two people. For tomorrow. 258 00:16:57,987 --> 00:17:00,153 AC 3-tier. Confirmed. 259 00:17:00,612 --> 00:17:01,679 Can you do it? 260 00:17:01,945 --> 00:17:03,987 It's not the same thing like making pudding. Right? 261 00:17:04,653 --> 00:17:06,487 Add clarified butter, sugar and flour. 262 00:17:06,695 --> 00:17:09,278 Stir it for 10 minutes. And it's ready. 263 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,903 But I will try. 264 00:17:12,237 --> 00:17:14,778 There is 90% chance that it will be waiting. 265 00:17:15,653 --> 00:17:18,528 What will you give me if I confirm it 100%? 266 00:17:21,445 --> 00:17:22,945 Uncle. 267 00:17:24,195 --> 00:17:25,528 Please get up. 268 00:17:26,362 --> 00:17:28,403 Don't irritate me. 269 00:17:29,237 --> 00:17:30,487 I am not kidding. 270 00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:32,362 I am also not kidding. 271 00:17:32,445 --> 00:17:33,903 I swear. I am speaking the truth. 272 00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:37,487 Vishwas, bring the rod. I will show them. 273 00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:38,528 Show him. 274 00:17:38,612 --> 00:17:39,945 Uncle... No. We are leaving. 275 00:17:40,028 --> 00:17:42,403 Bring it. I will show him. 276 00:17:42,487 --> 00:17:44,349 Yes. Do you want the ticket? 277 00:17:44,695 --> 00:17:45,778 Uncle. 278 00:17:48,195 --> 00:17:52,612 Sultan sir, today I will introduce you to my hero's hero. 279 00:17:53,737 --> 00:17:55,028 [phone rings] 280 00:18:01,903 --> 00:18:03,487 [cheering] 281 00:18:26,945 --> 00:18:30,695 Your death isn't far from you. 282 00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:34,945 I hate those who betray the country. 283 00:18:36,695 --> 00:18:39,028 I have seen many patriots like you. 284 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,237 Listen. Fire the missile. 285 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:46,028 Your missile is useless, Shakaal. 286 00:18:46,112 --> 00:18:49,112 Because I have removed its gunpowder 287 00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:51,445 and filled it with our soil. 288 00:18:51,528 --> 00:18:53,278 [laughter] 289 00:18:56,987 --> 00:18:59,403 Hey. You... 290 00:19:00,237 --> 00:19:02,112 [laughter] 291 00:19:07,702 --> 00:19:10,702 [dog barks] 292 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,362 [dog barks] 293 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:25,903 What? What were you trying to do? 294 00:19:26,612 --> 00:19:27,862 I was... 295 00:19:29,403 --> 00:19:32,612 Sir, I am your fan. 296 00:19:32,695 --> 00:19:36,362 I wanted to give you a garland. And he pushed me. 297 00:19:37,112 --> 00:19:39,195 You insulted my fan. 298 00:19:39,487 --> 00:19:41,820 - Sir, I thought... - What? 299 00:19:42,195 --> 00:19:43,445 I will give you a tight slap. 300 00:19:43,528 --> 00:19:45,820 [cheering] 301 00:19:49,778 --> 00:19:51,778 You will wet your pants. 302 00:19:52,112 --> 00:19:53,820 Scumbag. 303 00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:56,612 [cheering] 304 00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:06,487 [dog barks] 305 00:20:10,653 --> 00:20:12,028 [phone rings] 306 00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:20,945 Yes, mother. Why are you calling me repeatedly? 307 00:20:21,028 --> 00:20:21,612 I am busy. 308 00:20:21,695 --> 00:20:24,487 [sobbing] Son, come home immediately. 309 00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:25,778 What happened? 310 00:20:25,862 --> 00:20:27,070 - [sobbing] Sugam. - What happened? 311 00:20:27,153 --> 00:20:28,945 [sobbing] Son, come home immediately. 312 00:20:29,778 --> 00:20:32,362 Fine. I am coming. I am coming. 313 00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:34,737 Sir, I will be back soon. 314 00:20:48,779 --> 00:20:50,862 You don't even know how to wash clothes. 315 00:20:53,112 --> 00:20:54,487 What happened? 316 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,737 It was your dad's last memento. 317 00:20:57,987 --> 00:20:59,904 And the princess ruined it. Look. 318 00:20:59,987 --> 00:21:03,903 I didn't know there is a red blouse in the bucket. 319 00:21:04,112 --> 00:21:05,987 What do you know then? 320 00:21:06,278 --> 00:21:07,987 You are a failure in each and every thing. 321 00:21:08,070 --> 00:21:10,153 Have you gone crazy? 322 00:21:11,112 --> 00:21:12,403 What am I asking? 323 00:21:13,028 --> 00:21:15,612 I left my work, wondering what has happened. 324 00:21:15,778 --> 00:21:18,112 And here, both of you are fighting over sari and blouse. 325 00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:20,737 If it's so difficult to maintain harmony, 326 00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:22,612 either you go to your maternal house. 327 00:21:22,729 --> 00:21:23,653 Okay? 328 00:21:23,737 --> 00:21:25,237 Or you go to your village. 329 00:21:26,612 --> 00:21:28,653 Stop tormenting me. 330 00:21:28,834 --> 00:21:29,945 Please. 331 00:21:37,987 --> 00:21:39,028 I will stay here. 332 00:21:39,903 --> 00:21:42,903 For the first time Sugam yelled at me because of you. 333 00:21:43,778 --> 00:21:45,362 Driven me crazy. 334 00:21:51,445 --> 00:21:53,820 There is a huge demand for tickets. You won't get it. 335 00:21:53,903 --> 00:21:55,278 How come? 336 00:21:55,362 --> 00:21:56,528 Leave. Don't irritate me. 337 00:21:56,612 --> 00:21:58,487 Keep quiet. You are not the only agent. 338 00:21:58,570 --> 00:21:59,778 Hey. 339 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:02,487 Hello. 340 00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:03,827 Come. 341 00:22:07,695 --> 00:22:09,190 Yes. Tell me. 342 00:22:09,945 --> 00:22:10,987 Uncle. 343 00:22:11,445 --> 00:22:15,278 - What you said just now... - Yes. 344 00:22:15,362 --> 00:22:17,362 There is a huge demand for Tatkal ticket. 345 00:22:17,445 --> 00:22:18,153 Yes. 346 00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:20,487 I have made some software. 347 00:22:20,987 --> 00:22:23,820 I can hack the Indian Railway's booking website 348 00:22:24,195 --> 00:22:25,903 and book Tatkal ticket. 349 00:22:27,987 --> 00:22:29,987 - Did you make it? - Yes. 350 00:22:30,195 --> 00:22:34,570 He has a very sharp mind. He is a computer genius. 351 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,820 Son, do one thing. 352 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,653 Get lost from here. 353 00:22:41,070 --> 00:22:43,200 Annoying me early morning. Get lost. 354 00:22:44,862 --> 00:22:46,653 Shall I tell you separately? 355 00:22:46,987 --> 00:22:48,362 Leave. Yes. 356 00:23:06,445 --> 00:23:07,403 Listen. 357 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:08,778 He is looking for you. 358 00:23:08,862 --> 00:23:10,043 - SI sir. - Yes. 359 00:23:11,945 --> 00:23:13,031 Sir... 360 00:23:16,445 --> 00:23:18,362 Hamza. Hamza. 361 00:23:18,612 --> 00:23:20,528 Hamza, listen to me. 362 00:23:20,695 --> 00:23:22,737 Uncle, I don't think we should do this. 363 00:23:22,987 --> 00:23:23,987 Why? 364 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:25,403 Because it's illegal. 365 00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:26,487 Great. 366 00:23:26,737 --> 00:23:29,070 It was legal when you were doing it to woo the girl. 367 00:23:29,237 --> 00:23:30,653 And now, it's become illegal. 368 00:23:31,278 --> 00:23:34,528 Tell me. Who doesn't do illegal things in this country? 369 00:23:35,487 --> 00:23:36,778 We break the traffic signal. 370 00:23:36,862 --> 00:23:38,320 We give bribe. 371 00:23:38,612 --> 00:23:40,112 We evade tax. 372 00:23:40,362 --> 00:23:42,112 Stop racking your brains needlessly. 373 00:23:42,195 --> 00:23:44,362 Nobody is even agreeing. How will we do it? 374 00:23:44,570 --> 00:23:46,153 - There is someone. - Who? 375 00:23:50,070 --> 00:23:51,265 There is someone. 376 00:23:52,695 --> 00:23:53,862 Bhoora sir. 377 00:23:55,028 --> 00:23:56,695 If he supports us, 378 00:23:57,153 --> 00:24:00,595 those who are refusing will start chasing us. 379 00:24:00,737 --> 00:24:03,028 Why are you wasting your time on these people? 380 00:24:03,862 --> 00:24:05,653 Let's go and talk to Bhoora sir. 381 00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:07,487 You know him, don't you? 382 00:24:10,362 --> 00:24:13,945 Yes. I know him. 383 00:24:15,070 --> 00:24:17,945 But I am afraid that he might recognize me. 384 00:24:19,778 --> 00:24:22,112 I have invited trouble for myself. 385 00:24:24,112 --> 00:24:26,778 Didn't you get Sultan sir's duty? 386 00:24:29,403 --> 00:24:30,695 Where is Sultan sir? 387 00:24:31,945 --> 00:24:33,945 - Sultan sir is here, sir. - Where is he? 388 00:24:34,737 --> 00:24:38,820 Sir, I had to leave for an urgent work. 389 00:24:39,403 --> 00:24:43,820 I tied him on the platform for two minutes. 390 00:24:46,278 --> 00:24:48,320 When I returned, I couldn't find him. 391 00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:50,778 But there is no need to worry, sir. 392 00:24:50,862 --> 00:24:52,320 He must have gone for a stroll, sir. 393 00:24:52,403 --> 00:24:54,487 Scoundrel. Wasn't it your duty? 394 00:24:55,445 --> 00:25:00,984 I told you. Don't leave Sultan sir unattended even for a moment. 395 00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:02,695 Sir, I will look for him. 396 00:25:02,778 --> 00:25:04,612 You don't interfere. 397 00:25:05,653 --> 00:25:07,237 I have given you enough respect. 398 00:25:12,526 --> 00:25:17,653 You won't go home unless you find Sultan sir. 399 00:25:18,112 --> 00:25:19,141 Did you understand? 400 00:25:19,278 --> 00:25:20,778 Get out. Get out. 401 00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:22,195 Get out. 402 00:25:26,820 --> 00:25:28,612 [dynamic music] 403 00:25:57,278 --> 00:25:58,695 Did you eat dinner? 404 00:25:59,403 --> 00:26:03,153 If I don't hear your voice, my day goes bad. 405 00:26:03,737 --> 00:26:05,653 The moon and the stars twinkle. 406 00:26:06,278 --> 00:26:07,945 And my heart thumps. 407 00:26:28,403 --> 00:26:31,153 An announcement for 4102. 408 00:26:31,237 --> 00:26:34,320 The train is going to depart from Raunakpura station. 409 00:26:34,487 --> 00:26:36,820 All passengers are requested to... 410 00:26:45,820 --> 00:26:48,695 What? Unfinished work? 411 00:26:49,528 --> 00:26:51,942 Why don't you die? Vacate the bed. 412 00:26:52,025 --> 00:26:53,695 You scoundrel. 413 00:26:54,570 --> 00:26:55,778 Move from the way. 414 00:26:58,112 --> 00:27:01,112 - See the face in the mirror. - Flirting. 415 00:27:01,528 --> 00:27:06,112 You have turned old. But you still want to romance. 416 00:27:06,612 --> 00:27:07,403 Get lost. 417 00:27:07,487 --> 00:27:07,984 [laughter] 418 00:27:08,067 --> 00:27:09,653 Or else I will whack you. 419 00:27:09,737 --> 00:27:10,903 Whack me? 420 00:27:11,987 --> 00:27:13,362 Will you whack me? 421 00:27:13,445 --> 00:27:14,612 How? How? 422 00:27:14,695 --> 00:27:15,943 Get lost. 423 00:27:21,487 --> 00:27:22,945 Will you ride the scooter? 424 00:27:23,237 --> 00:27:24,529 You will ride it. Why will I ride it? 425 00:27:24,612 --> 00:27:25,987 Hold the computer then. 426 00:27:28,487 --> 00:27:29,487 But... 427 00:27:31,487 --> 00:27:33,653 You should have kept the chair also on my head. 428 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:40,487 Mr. Hacker is going on a cycle. 429 00:27:41,487 --> 00:27:48,195 Both have united. 430 00:27:49,445 --> 00:27:56,070 Mr. Hacker is going on a cycle. 431 00:27:57,237 --> 00:28:03,653 Mr. Hacker is going on a cycle. 432 00:28:04,945 --> 00:28:08,070 Mr. Hacker is going. 433 00:28:19,862 --> 00:28:20,942 Bhoora sir. 434 00:28:21,025 --> 00:28:23,528 Two people have come to meet you. 435 00:28:36,903 --> 00:28:38,445 Who called me? 436 00:28:39,778 --> 00:28:40,945 I called you. 437 00:28:41,695 --> 00:28:44,987 The idea of earning lakhs. Is it yours? 438 00:28:45,528 --> 00:28:47,195 If executed properly, 439 00:28:48,445 --> 00:28:50,195 we can earn crores too. 440 00:28:54,445 --> 00:28:55,778 What if it's untrue? 441 00:28:57,445 --> 00:29:00,528 You can give us any punishment you want. 442 00:29:01,070 --> 00:29:02,487 We live in your territory. 443 00:29:17,278 --> 00:29:18,437 Tell me. 444 00:29:30,830 --> 00:29:33,445 Which train's confirmed ticket you never manage to get? 445 00:29:34,403 --> 00:29:35,612 Amritsar Express. 446 00:29:36,028 --> 00:29:36,904 Barka. 447 00:29:36,987 --> 00:29:38,057 Bhagalpur. 448 00:29:38,237 --> 00:29:40,278 Sir, I never get any holiday. 449 00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:42,369 Kolkata Mail. 450 00:29:45,778 --> 00:29:47,326 [dynamic music] 451 00:30:03,435 --> 00:30:05,903 Wasseypur. 452 00:30:07,603 --> 00:30:08,891 Faiza. 453 00:30:11,278 --> 00:30:13,362 Faizan. 454 00:30:13,737 --> 00:30:15,445 I'll avenge everyone. 455 00:30:16,695 --> 00:30:17,595 Faizal. 456 00:30:17,737 --> 00:30:18,795 Scoundrel. 457 00:30:19,038 --> 00:30:19,942 Aren't you Faizal? 458 00:30:20,025 --> 00:30:21,112 Who is Faizal? 459 00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:23,153 Shazia's father? 460 00:30:23,237 --> 00:30:24,612 Shut up, scumbag. 461 00:30:24,754 --> 00:30:25,528 You took a loan of 2 lakhs. 462 00:30:25,612 --> 00:30:26,987 And for past six months you have been evading me. 463 00:30:27,070 --> 00:30:28,487 Catch hold of the scumbag. 464 00:30:28,815 --> 00:30:29,815 Catch him. 465 00:30:29,903 --> 00:30:31,112 - No. Please. - Get up. 466 00:30:31,195 --> 00:30:32,309 No. Please. 467 00:30:33,403 --> 00:30:34,820 [dog barking] 468 00:30:37,945 --> 00:30:39,278 Sir. 469 00:30:40,362 --> 00:30:42,112 Where did you go? 470 00:30:42,778 --> 00:30:44,653 I searched everywhere for you. 471 00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:49,320 Thank you, God. 472 00:31:15,653 --> 00:31:17,070 Where is mother? 473 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,945 She has gone to the temple. 474 00:31:23,403 --> 00:31:25,070 Are you angry with me? 475 00:31:39,778 --> 00:31:42,987 I spoke to you rudely in my anger yesterday. 476 00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:46,362 I was disturbed. 477 00:31:47,987 --> 00:31:49,695 I vented out my frustration on you. 478 00:31:51,820 --> 00:31:54,070 Mother vents out her frustration on me. 479 00:31:54,570 --> 00:31:56,945 You vent out your frustration on me. 480 00:31:58,653 --> 00:32:00,737 On whom shall I vent out my frustration? 481 00:32:13,945 --> 00:32:15,278 I am sorry. 482 00:32:18,987 --> 00:32:21,320 Go and freshen up. 483 00:32:21,778 --> 00:32:23,445 I will serve breakfast. 484 00:32:47,403 --> 00:32:48,653 [screams] 485 00:32:48,737 --> 00:32:52,237 I am not Faizal, son. 486 00:32:52,403 --> 00:32:54,987 I am not, son. 487 00:32:55,195 --> 00:32:56,824 [screams] 488 00:32:58,278 --> 00:32:59,542 By taking the train. 489 00:33:01,485 --> 00:33:03,040 Please do it, dear. 490 00:33:04,358 --> 00:33:06,066 Uncle. 491 00:33:07,413 --> 00:33:08,829 What will the board say? 492 00:33:10,570 --> 00:33:11,778 [sobbing] 493 00:33:12,996 --> 00:33:14,154 10. 494 00:33:14,237 --> 00:33:15,570 Kolkata Mail. 495 00:33:16,153 --> 00:33:17,410 From Patna to Mumbai. 496 00:33:18,278 --> 00:33:19,862 - Stop. - Tatkal ticket. 497 00:33:23,028 --> 00:33:24,028 Confirmed. 498 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,278 Put me down. Put me down. 499 00:33:38,129 --> 00:33:39,129 How? 500 00:33:39,237 --> 00:33:42,153 2.5 lakh Tatkal tickets are booked daily all over the world. 501 00:33:42,778 --> 00:33:45,695 If we do 1% booking and charge each customer 502 00:33:45,778 --> 00:33:48,528 Rs.500 extra for Tatkal ticket, we can earn 12,50,000 in a day. 503 00:33:48,612 --> 00:33:49,695 And in a month? 504 00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:51,237 3,75,00,000. 505 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,210 In a year? 506 00:33:52,293 --> 00:33:54,862 45,62,50,000. 507 00:33:59,142 --> 00:34:00,154 It means... 508 00:34:00,237 --> 00:34:02,028 But we won't do that. 509 00:34:02,945 --> 00:34:04,070 Why? 510 00:34:04,445 --> 00:34:06,070 It's not one man's job. 511 00:34:06,653 --> 00:34:07,862 It's too risky. 512 00:34:08,695 --> 00:34:11,487 We will sell it to agents for Rs. 10000 in a month. 513 00:34:11,945 --> 00:34:13,695 The more the agents, the more the profit. 514 00:34:13,778 --> 00:34:16,612 And zero risk. 515 00:34:20,028 --> 00:34:23,320 When he was a kid, I knew he would do something great. 516 00:34:23,403 --> 00:34:24,612 Look. He has done it. 517 00:34:25,862 --> 00:34:27,737 He is going. 518 00:34:27,987 --> 00:34:29,320 Well done. 519 00:34:30,153 --> 00:34:31,653 Mind-blowing. 520 00:34:33,403 --> 00:34:34,737 "Mr. Hacker. 521 00:34:35,001 --> 00:34:36,487 "He is going. 522 00:34:36,612 --> 00:34:39,445 "He is going. 523 00:34:39,528 --> 00:34:40,778 "Mr. Hacker. 524 00:34:41,070 --> 00:34:42,612 "He is going. 525 00:34:42,695 --> 00:34:45,653 "He is going. 526 00:34:47,070 --> 00:34:48,445 "Mr. Hacker.